You heard that right. As of today, I am officially announcing my bid for the (satirical and nonexistent) NG Presidency, one of the highest (fictional, not real) offices of the site, second only to Fulp himself. For this occasion, I have made myself this relatively basic poster to promote my campaign. vvv
dick cheney enthusiast
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I am running for NG President.
Comments
Herr to the cheif
Thank you, I am looking forward to receiving your vote.
MetalSlayer69
You're gonna have to coup StrawberryClock
HerrGammelig
I will roll up to his palace in a massive 200 ton tank made out of solid gold, something requiring a meager $6.66 billion USD in donations. I will be waiting patiently for the big bucks to start rolling in.